Just a list of some phrases you'd just love to say to your boss:

- I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

- How about never? Is never good for you?

- I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

- I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.

- Ahhh...I see the fuck-up fairy has visited us again...- I'll try being nicer if you'll try

  being smarter.

- I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...

- I don't work here. I'm a consultant.

- It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.

- I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.

- I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

- You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

- I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn.

- I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

- I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.

- Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.

- The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.

- Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

- What am I?   Flypaper for freaks!?

- I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.

- It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.

- Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.

- No, my powers can only be used for good.

- You sound reasonable... Time to up the medication.

- Who me? I just wander from room to room.