An old sailor went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat there sipping his rum, a young lady sat down next to him. She turned to the sailor and asked him, "Are you a real sailor?"

He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life at sea, crossing oceans, visiting ports, and eating in galleys so I guess I am."

She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, watch TV, everything seems to make me think of women." Then she got up and left

A little while later, a couple sat down next to the old sailor and asked him, "Are you a real sailor?"

He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian."