" The 75(mm gun) is firing. The 37(mm gun) is firing, but it is traversed round the wrong way. The Browning is jammed. I am saying "Driver advance" on the A set, and the driver, who can’t hear me, is reversing. And as I look over the top of the turret and see twelve enemy tanks fifty yards away . . . . 

 . . . someone hands me a cheese sandwich."

British tank commander, Western Desert 1942